Sure, you love crispy latkes (potato pancakes), but they're a hassle to make, stink up the house and the fried treats add to your ever-expanding waistline. Plus, all that chewing saps the precious energy you need to open all those presents.
Worry you should not tattela; your friends at Jones Soda have got your back! Check out their new Chanuka Pack featuring four of your favorite traditional Chanuka tastes: latke, applesauce, chocolate golden coin, and jelly doughnut.
Even with a blender, your Yiddeshe mama couldn't make such treats. Buy two packs, so you have one soda for each joyous night.
What? You don't celebrate Chanuka? S'okay. They've got a Christmas pack, too.